"They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love."

(via sensitizes)

"As life goes on it becomes tiring to keep up the character you invented for yourself, and so you relapse into individuality and become more like yourself everyday."

Agatha Christie, An Autobiography (via simply-quotes)
speedlimit15:

this dog is who im rooting for in the worl cup

speedlimit15:

this dog is who im rooting for in the worl cup

"

You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.

“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.

“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.

"

-On Presidential Doodlers

Said alligator:

image

(via thedancingtoast)

ladycrappo:

These are based on the beautiful botanical tattoos of Kirsten Holliday (kirstenmakestattoos).

porn4ladies:

just a friendly reminder, m’dears

porn4ladies:

just a friendly reminder, m’dears

HARRY POTTER SPELLS: a summary

lxrryb-tch:

corpusfisty:

When women can’t go out because they’re asking for rape, and black men can’t go out because they’re asking to be shot, it’s time for a fuckin’ change.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on."

Tupac Shakur  (via saintofsass)

"Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I."

Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale.  (via weaverofstars)
ofcityromance:

i am quoting this a thousand times today.
RIP mike brown.

ofcityromance:

i am quoting this a thousand times today.

RIP mike brown.

jevoussaluespinelli:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

12:01 AM in Ferguson. Curfew broken.

Surprise! Bring in the ‘friendly police’ so all the outraged white people can cool down, and then turn around and do it all over again.